diff --git a/sh/notice b/sh/notice
index 43d1304..8c50341 100755
--- a/sh/notice
+++ b/sh/notice
@@ -98,7 +98,6 @@ __notice_log() {
 }
 
 # __notice_upload_to_...
-# (SLOW) com_cockfile          134217728+???     or  128 MiB (wtf is going on here)
 # (slow) io_file              2000000000-200-4-x or 1907 MiB (untested)
 #        sh_envs               536870912-200-4-x or  512 MiB (untested)
 #        se_uguu                67108864-200-7-x or   64 MiB (tested)
@@ -216,18 +215,6 @@ __notice_upload_to_se_uguu() {
 	aux="$normal"
 }
 
-__notice_upload_to_com_cockfile() {
-	target=cockfile.com
-	# defaults: 12 hours, permanent
-	# filenames are randomized. cannot manually delete nor specify expiry.
-	# must have a file extension or it gets rejected (415), so use `.bin`.
-	__notice_compute_form_limit "files[]" ".bin" "${bytes:-0}" 999999999 || return 128
-	__notice_escape "$1" '\\"'
-	raw="$(__notice_curl -F "files[]=@$\"$REPLY\";filename=.bin" "https://$target/upload.php?output=text")" || return
-	normal="$raw"
-	aux="$normal"
-}
-
 __notice_upload_to_sh_envs() {
 	target=envs.sh
 	# configured: 14 days, permanent (TODO: add "defaults" to match other docs)