diff --git a/home/-shrc b/home/-shrc
index d03091c..be0a3cc 100644
--- a/home/-shrc
+++ b/home/-shrc
@@ -144,3 +144,4 @@ unset cdrive
 
 [ -e ~/sh/z/z.sh ] && . ~/sh/z/z.sh
 . ~/.streamcrap
+. ~/.ea
diff --git a/home/ea b/home/ea
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f93ac42
--- /dev/null
+++ b/home/ea
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+# remote file access (http file-sharing shenanigans)
+
+_REMOTE_DOMAIN="https://eaguru.guru"
+_REMOTE_DIR="t"
+_REMOTE_AUTH="auth"
+
+eahead() {
+    curl -I "$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/$_REMOTE_DIR/$1"
+}
+
+eaput() {
+    curl -n -T "$1" "$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/$_REMOTE_AUTH/"
+}
+
+eamove() {
+    local src="$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/$_REMOTE_AUTH/$1"
+    local dst="$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/$_REMOTE_DIR/$2"
+    curl -n -X MOVE -H "Destination: $dst" "$src"
+}
+
+eacopy() {
+    local src="$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/$_REMOTE_AUTH/$1"
+    local dst="$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/$_REMOTE_DIR/$2"
+    curl -n -X COPY -H "Destination: $dst" "$src"
+}
+
+eadelete() {
+    curl -n -X DELETE "$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/$_REMOTE_AUTH/$1"
+}
+
+alias eamv=eamove
+alias eacp=eacopy
+alias earm=eadelete
diff --git a/install b/install
index c83451f..3b69813 100755
--- a/install
+++ b/install
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@ PATH="${PATH:?No existing PATH}:$rc/sh"
 
 backup_dir="$rc/backup-$(date '+%s')"
 
-for f in .bashrc .zshrc .-shrc .streamcrap .vimrc \
+for f in .bashrc .zshrc .-shrc .streamcrap .ea .vimrc \
   .inputrc .Xresources .screenrc .indent.pro .uncrustify.cfg; do
     dotless "$f"
     r="$rc/home/$REPLY"
diff --git a/sh/sc b/sh/sc
index ca18313..5cc9e4c 100755
--- a/sh/sc
+++ b/sh/sc
@@ -1,8 +1,5 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env bash
-: ${SC_DBD:="/home/$USER/Dropbox"}
-: ${SC_DBS:="$SC_DBD/Public/screenshots"}
-: ${SC_DBT:="$SC_DBD/Public/temp"}
-: ${SC_DOM:="https://eaguru.guru"}
+. ~/.ea
 
 sc_shorten() {
     REPLY="${1:2:2}${1:5:2}${1:8:2}${1:11:12}"
@@ -20,23 +17,20 @@ copy_scr() {
     local r='20\d\d-\d\d-\d\d_\d\d\d\d\d\d\d\d.(png|jpg)'
     grep -Pq "$r" <<<"$short" || return 1
 
-    cp "$fn" "$SC_DBS/"
+    eaput "$fn" "$short"
     sc_shorten "$short"
     uri_encode "$REPLY"
-    REPLY="$SC_DOM/s/$REPLY"
+    REPLY="$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/s/$REPLY"
     return 0
 }
 
 copy_tmp() {
     local fn="$1"
-    local dlen=${#SC_DBT}
-    if [ "${fn:0:dlen}" != "${SC_DBT}" ]; then
-        cp "$fn" "$SC_DBT/"
-    fi
     local short="$(basename "$fn")"
 
+    eaput "$fn" "$short"
     uri_encode "$short"
-    REPLY="$SC_DOM/t/$REPLY"
+    REPLY="$_REMOTE_DOMAIN/t/$REPLY"
     return 0
 }