diff --git a/sh/lol-twitter b/sh/lol-twitter
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+#!/bin/zsh
+#< /dev/urandom | tr -dc 'a-z0-9_' | fold -w 5 \
+#< /usr/share/dict/cracklib-small | grep -E '^\w{4}$' \
+while read -r; do
+    curl -s 'https://twitter.com/users/username_available' -d username=$REPLY \
+    | grep -lq ',"valid":true,' && echo $REPLY || echo \#$REPLY
+done